Bruce Bigalow

To answer your questions. No, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

There's a lot of risk involved, mostly physical. Muscle pains and friction burns. The occasional jealous boyfriend and his trusty knife.

There's also a mental risk. Wait, let me rephrase that. There's also a risk that she's mental. Personally, I've never experienced anything that required more than a raised eyebrow. But I've heard stories. Things that'd make your skin crawl and your stomach broil. Degenerates much?

Fun? Yeah... but not as much as you'd think. You've got to watch what you say and do. Remember that you're dealing with a person at the height of personal insecurity. Never, ever point out poor performance. The customer is always right... Even if she needs lubricant.

Is it shameful? I don't think so. But, it's nothing to be proud of either. It's work. Find a niche and fill it. Pun intended.

Profit is huge of course. And non-taxable. Oh, and now you owe me a Ninoy.